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Don't you just love lawyers!!!

Started by Tiger, April 27, 2010, 10:52:10 AM

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Tiger

 ;D A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
out of 10 million bucks. His book keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.  It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Enzo signs back, "OK. You win!  The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."  :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Don't you just LOVE lawyers?!

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funkamongus

perfect. Down here, in the good ol what used to be the U.S., we have lawyers running the show!! HA!
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h2olawyer

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

  ;D  Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.   ;D 


H2O
If you have an accident on a motorcycle, it's always your fault. Tough call, but it has to be that way. You're in the right, and dead -on a bike. The principle is not to have any accident. If you're involved in an an accident, it's because you did not anticipate. Then, by default, you failed.

funkamongus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. and I love the way the answer comes running across the page!! Thats GREAT!! we love you anyway, bro, youre family! We mean,, all OTHER lawyers!!! lol
I own:
1982 Maico 250 alpha 1... free
1982 Virago XV920J........ free
1982 Vision XZ550RJ....... 100.00
1972 BMW 75/5 W/toaster tank,  I babysit.
PICS ARE AT http://picasaweb.google.com/funkamongus20?feat=email
VIDS  www.youtube.com/funkamongus20
look me up on facebook. ride safe!!!