Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

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>     Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
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>   **"Hello?"**
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>   **"Hi honey.**
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>   **This is Daddy.**
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>   **Is Mommy near the phone?"**
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>   **"No, Daddy.**
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>   **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."**
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>   **After a brief pause,**
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>   **Daddy says,**
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>   **"But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."**
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>   **"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
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>   **Right now."**
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>   Brief Pause.
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>   **"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
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>   **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
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>   **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
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>   **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."**
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>   **"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."**
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>   **A few minutes later**
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>   **The little girl comes back to the phone.**
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>   **"I did it, Daddy."**
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>   **"And what happened, honey?" He asked.**
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>   "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on
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>   **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
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>   **And now she isn't moving at all!"**
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>   **"Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?"**
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>   **"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
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>   **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
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>   **And into the swimming pool.**
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>   **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
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>   **Last week to clean it.**
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>   **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."**
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>   *****Even Longer Pause*****
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>   **Then Daddy says,**
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>   **"Swimming pool?  .**
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>   **Is this 486-5731?"*
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>   *No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

[Tiger]

;D ;D :D :D :D :D... I love it...10 outta 10... ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D