On the lighter side
The School Play
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their
first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first
little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch
a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to
reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little
boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats
were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to
take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as
soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon
the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen.
So the teacher whispered for them to begin.
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words; "My fair
maiden... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole
with soap."
The second boy screams out; "Hark! a shistol pot, a postle
shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never wanted to
be in this lousy play anyway..."
The audience left howling!!!
If this doesn't make you laugh, there is absolutely no hope for
your day!
lol,,, i needed that too,,,, but it does remind me,,, kids say some wild stuff,,,
Dave - that was a really good one.
perfect. my niece is now in plays in school. this is the kind of stuff you go there hoping to see.