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A story about love...

Started by Tiger, February 16, 2007, 07:41:00 PM

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Tiger

Subject: A story about love




Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.


Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.


Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.


"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast.


Why do you ask?"


She hung up without answering


Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

YellowJacket!

 :D ;D :D :o ::) ;D ;D ;D

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)

Walt_M.

Took me a second or two but, good one Tiger!
Whale oil beef hooked!