Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet. I have transformed myself into this text file. As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know that you like it because you are smiling. Please pass me to someone else because i am very horny. :-) =P
Hello! I am the creature with which you have impregnated :o. Please contact my attorney as to paternity suit:
Lickum, Dickum and Stickum, LLC
123 Iminthemoney Ln.
Utopia
May I suggest the attornys I keep on retainer:
Dewey, Skrewem & How
428 Bendover Drive
French Lick, Ia... ;D
Ok, I want some of whatever your smoking..., I'm gonna put it in my tires to make them lighter too, lol
It isn't even a full moon yet! This is going to be a strange month!
well isnt this nice,, and here i was , getting used to my polynesian disease , laka nuki.... man ,, fell better already,,
good question,,,, what do you get if you cross a nanny goat with a harley rider?
answer: nothing ,,, somethings even a goat wont do
Thats what the last great King of Hawaii , King Comonawannaleiya died of , lakanokie. Just thought you'd want to know!
Yes indeed...they believed it was a curse brought on by the great god Owatanassiam.
i thought it was curse sent from voodoo goddess ----Unevagonnagetit .
lot of the long name gods/goddesses . they all seem out to get old vision riders