> > -----: FW: The Goldfish Burial> >
> > Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her
> > neighbor peered over the fence.
> > Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What > > are you up to there,Nancy?"
> > "My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without
> > looking up, "and I've just buried him."
> > The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a
> > really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
> > Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and replied,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "That's because he's inside your f*<%!^g cat."
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