Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills."
At a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak"
We have a Crane company here in TN. Purdy Erection - We get it up for you.
David
Quote from: Brian_Matthewson on January 08, 2007, 09:39:04 AM
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
On an "Ace Septic Service" Truck in New York : "A Flush Beats a Full House"
At a Restaurant/Gas Station:" Eat Here, Get Gas"
Above a urinal -
nice bar: "We aim to please. You aim too, please."
dive: "Please don't eat the big, white mint."
H2O
I like Sticky Finger's BBQ, "Come Lick Our Bones". How about it davetn....had any lately? :)
Mutt :)
:D Many year's ago, in Birmingham, England, I saw this sign on the side of a plumber's van...driven by a guy with a turban....
......."You have tried the cowboy's...now try the Indian's"....... ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
Quote from: Mutt on January 09, 2007, 01:34:58 AM
I like Sticky Finger's BBQ, "Come Lick Our Bones". How about it davetn....had any lately? :)
Mutt :)
Heh heh... Vicki got me a bottle of Sticky Fingers sauce for Christmas. ;D
I sure wish there was one local. Of course a nice Charleston getaway is always a better way to eat at Sticky Fingers.
We just had a local Silver Spoon Cafe close here. It was ina former Ruby Tuesday building on the corner of a major intersection. I emailed Sticky Fingers corporate office to tell them they needed to open one up here. ;D
David