Riders Of Vision

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Title: Two laugh's....
Post by: Tiger on April 14, 2007, 11:39:01 PM
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the second Mom.
"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom.
"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy".

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers.......

"Come on, Dick, we're leaving." ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

 
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants  to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies.......It's Keith, the midget."  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D....... ;)

Title: Re: Two laugh's....
Post by: ps2/bikevision on April 15, 2007, 01:10:17 AM
good ones.   
Title: Re: Two laugh's....
Post by: kiawrench on April 15, 2007, 01:35:52 AM
hey, i know keith,

lol,
just did beat him in a touch the high point on a wall contest ,,,, lmao


good ones, both get a star!
Title: Re: Two laugh's....
Post by: inanecathode on April 15, 2007, 02:18:51 PM
2 points!
Title: Re: Two laugh's....
Post by: haunter on April 16, 2007, 09:03:23 AM
nice!