;D Subject: Chinese Proverbs
>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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>> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!
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>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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You forgot my most favorite one....
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woman who dance with jockstrap have much ballroom.
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~John
tiger--- that last one strikes sort of close to home ,lmao !!!!!!!!
not quite that short, but dang near it !