Retirement Home Chat
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> Three old ladies sitting side by side at their retirement home, begin
> reminiscing about the good old days.
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> The first lady recalled shopping at Green Grocers and demonstrates with
> her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a
> penny.
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> The second old lady nodding in agreement, adds that onions used to be much
> bigger and cheaper, as she makes hand jestures describing the size of two
> big onions that she could buy for a penny a piece.
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> The third old lady remarks, "I can't hear a single word you're saying, but
> I do remember the guy you're talking about."