Wednesday smile.....for L.O.V.

Started by Tiger, June 21, 2006, 09:41:22 PM

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Tiger

:) A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I
want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years.
I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
I'm good but not THAT good!
I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said,
"Well, I've never been able to find the right man.
You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said,
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"Let me see the f*(k*ng map again."
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Serendipity

LOL Good one Tiger! Though to be fair Tailwheel is pretty close. I wouldn't say he "likes" helping with the cooking and cleaning but he will do it if I ask nicely......and he bought me a Vision so he's a pretty good guy in my book. ;)


hfarley

LOL!! Thanks Tiger! I am going to pass this one on to all of my married male friends!
-Heather
Sometimes being insane in an insane world IS being sane

I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it!