Irish Viagra - Mid Week Funny

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Laughed til it hurt.   :o   ;D   :D   :) 

David

>>IRISH VIAGARA
> >>
> >>An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advise in
> >>reviving her husband's libido.
> >>
> >>"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
> >>
> >>"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
> >>
> >>"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's
> >>when
> >>you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give
> >>it a
> >>try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
> >>
> >>It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired
> >>as
> >>to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
> >>begorrah!
> >>T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
> >>
> >>"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
> >>
> >>"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect
> >>was
> >>almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and
> >>with
> >>his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups
> >>and
> >>tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
> >>there
> >>passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an
> >>absolute
> >>nightmare!"
> >>
> >>"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
> >>provided wasn't good?"
> >>
> >>"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here,
> >>I'll
> >>never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"