Post Office Job Interview...

[Tiger]

 :) Subject: Post Office Job Interview


A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He says "Yes - just caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the service?"

"Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment," and then asks, "are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"

"This is a federal government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

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[Brian Moffet]

Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee.......

[YellowJacket!]

I just stand around and scratch.

If I was drinking coffee I would be cleaning my keyboard right now.

David

[kiawrench]

to do list  for saturday :

buy new spill proof keyboard
clean coffee from wall behind monitor
find the cat, explain it to him that sometimes,hot coffee is good for fur texture

apply for job at post office- that first two hours cant be that hard to succeed at

[YellowJacket!]

My local post office drives me crazy.  I can go around lunch time and of course there will be about 20 people standing in line and the supervisor comes out and tells two of the three tellers that it is time for them to take lunch.  They close their windows and walk away...with people still standing in line and only one teller!!  Too bad theres not real "competition" for the first class mail sector of the post office.  Their lack of customer service values would put them out of business in less than a week.
Then maybe they would have moret than two hours to stand around in the morning.

David