most comical riding stories

[Hartless]

what's yours?

[lexx790]

Not real or motorbike related by its my favorite driving story.-

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's licence?
    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got caught drink driving.
    Officer: May I see the MOT certificate and insurance for this vehicle?
    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
    Officer: The car is stolen?
    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the insurance certificate in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
    Officer: There's a BODY in the boot?!?!?
    Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his sergeant. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the sergeant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Sergeant: Sir, can I see your driving licence?
    Driver: Sure. Here it is.
    It was valid.

    Sergeant: Who's car is this?
    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the logbook, MOT certificate and insurance.
    The driver owned the car.

    Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Sergeant: Would you mind opening the boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
    Driver: No problem.
    Boot is opened; no body.

    Sergeant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a driving licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying swine told you I was speeding, too...  ;D :D ::)

[Night Vision]

stories??!!

this guy has a few...

[Lucky]

Who's that? Tiger?? lol!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

[Tiger]

stories??!!

this guy has a few...

Who's that? Tiger?? lol!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

8) Aye, that's me mon...with ma Royal Stewart tartan tammy on ma heed. Do ya like ma red hair sunshine  ??? :o

Oh I know whit yer laughin' at...jealousy at me beein' a sex machine and havin' such a fine figure and good looks, I know, I know...ALL the girlie's tell me daily ::)  ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D... 8)

                              8).......TIGER....... 8)

[Brian Moffet]

Who's that? Tiger?? lol!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

8) Aye, that's me mon...with ma Royal Stewart tartan tammy on ma heed. Do ya like ma red hair sunshine  ??? :o

That is an impressive Scottish.....



chin...

Brian