The Queen's Riddle...

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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England and asked her, "how do you run such an efficient government? "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
      Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
       "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron the Prime minister in here, would you?"
      David Cameron walked into the room. The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
      Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me."
      "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
      Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
      "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that  one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
      Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
      Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell!"
      Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! you idiot! It's David Cameron!"  ;D ;D ;D

[Re-Vision]

You're a lot easier on our politicians than most Americans are, pretty funny and they are a bunch of idiots on the average.    BDC

[fret not]

Fun to recycle those gems.  Last time I heard it the Bush administration and tony Blair were the cast of characters. ;)