TSA Statistics

Started by Re-Vision, January 04, 2011, 09:18:13 PM

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Re-Vision

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security


Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                                 133

Hernia's                                        1,485

Hemorrhoids                                 3,172

Enlarged Prostates                        8,249

Breast Implants                             59,350

Natural Blonds                              3


fret not

HAW HAW! :D  Yeah, our tax dollars at work. ;)
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