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TSA Statistics
« on: January 04, 2011, 09:18:13 PM »
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
 

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                                 133

Hernia’s                                        1,485

Hemorrhoids                                 3,172

Enlarged Prostates                        8,249

Breast Implants                             59,350

Natural Blonds                              3

 

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Re: TSA Statistics
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 12:20:25 AM »
HAW HAW! :D  Yeah, our tax dollars at work. ;)
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