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Started by Tiger, April 16, 2011, 01:00:00 PM

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Tiger

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Calgary , Alberta , while awaiting their respective flights.   

One is a native Indian from the Sarcee Reservation.

Another is a cowboy on his way to  Vancouver for a livestock auction.

The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student newly arrived at the University of Calgary from the Middle East .       

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Canadian's learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. 

The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping, but still no plane comes.

To break the silence, the Indian clears his throat and softly speaks:
"At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward:
"Once my people were few" he  sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The  Alberta  cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth,  and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, 



"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet ... but I do believe it's  a-comin'..."  :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D... ;)

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Hartless

Ride Hartless or stay home


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mdskinner731

i believe a lil western justice is due!! saddle up boys! head um up! and move em out!
"he who has the most toys when they die, wins..."
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