Wife jokes............haha

[vadasz1]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette




After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..

Sacha Guitry


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. �
Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Dumas



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud


'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous


'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison



'I've had bad luck with both my wives. �
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash


You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous



My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

Henny Youngman



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. �
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous

[Brian_Matthewson]

Two guys talking in a bar...
One says "I think I'm getting divorced...my wife hasn't spoken to me in three weeks"
Second one says "Better think twice about that...women like that are hard to find!"

[rockinjer]

those are great man, i have already re said a couple of them!

[Night Vision]

the wife and I are coming up on our 30th wedding anniversary...

I tell people we've been happily married for 10 years  :laugh:

(I don't say which ones)

[Brian Moffet]

I guess I was the only one who started reading this expecting wireless router jokes?

[Re-Vision]

We celebrated our fiftieth anniversary two weeks ago, I tell everyone that she's been trying to kill me with cholesterol for fifty years. She advises all the women not to use this strategy as it takes too long.    BDC





P.S. My next wife is going to be a chiropractor.

[Lucky]

I guess I was the only one who started reading this expecting wireless router jokes?

your thinking WiFi.. lol