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More punishment with pain in your monitor's pane

Started by Re-Vision, April 04, 2013, 06:44:10 PM

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Re-Vision

You think English is easy??
I think a retired English teacher was bored...THIS IS GREAT!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

BDC

Tiger

When I moved to Canada in '96 from England, a good friend of mine said to me at my 'going away' party...

"John, at least you are going to a country that speaks and read/writes English"...

...To which I replied "Maybe Joe...but not MY English!!!"

English is such a wonderful language...for those that understand it :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D... ;)

            8) ....... TIGER .......  8)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Re-Vision

#2
English could be great if it didn't grate on my nerves so bad.

Quote from: Tiger on April 05, 2013, 07:04:06 AM
When I moved to Canada in '96 from England, a good friend of mine said to me at my 'going away' party...

"John, at least you are going to a country that speaks and read/writes English"...

...To which I replied "Maybe Joe...but not MY English!!!"

English is such a wonderful language...for those that understand it :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D... ;)

            8) ....... TIGER .......  8)

I wish that I understood it better.



BDC