Punography

[Re-Vision]

Punography

·   I tried to catch some fog.  I mist.

·   When chemists die, They barium.

·   Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

·   A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
    now a seasoned veteran.

·   I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.

·   How does Moses make his tea?  Hebrews it.

·   I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.

·   This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
    but I'd never met herbivore.

·   I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I can't put it down.

·   I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words .

·   They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

·   This dyslexic man walks into a bra.

·   PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

·   I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.

·   A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

·   When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

·   What does a clock do when it's hungry?  It goes back four seconds..

·   I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

·   Broken pencils are pointless.

·   What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

·   England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

·   I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

·   I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

·   All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
    Police say they have nothing to go on.

·   I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

·   Velcro - what a rip off!

·   Cartoonist found dead in home.  Details are sketchy.

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