VERN’S FUNERAL

[Re-Vision]

VERN'S FUNERAL
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>> Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
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>> Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
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>> His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
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>> So for his birthday she takes him to a local
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>> Strip club.
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>> The doorman at the club greets them and says,
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>> "Hey, Vern! How ya doin?"
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>> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to
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>> This club before.
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>> "Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league."
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>> When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern
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>> If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
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>> His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
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>> And says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
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>> "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
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>> I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
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>> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
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>> Arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all
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>> Over him and says...
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>> "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
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>> Vern's wife, now furious,
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>> Grabs her purse and
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>> Storms out of the club.
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>> Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.
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>> Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
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>> Beside her.
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>> Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper
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>> Must have mistaken him for someone else,
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>> But his wife is having none of it
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>> She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
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>> Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
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>> The cabby turns around and says,
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>> 'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
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>> VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD
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>> THIS COMING FRIDAY.
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[Rikugun]

Good one  ;D  ;D