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MotorPlow

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Not Child or Work Friendly
« on: April 01, 2005, 03:44:33 AM »
I am freakin' pissed!  It's been 70oF here in SW Virginia lately and finally able to go for some decent rides.  Yesterday, I headed North on the Blue Ridge Parkway and up into some higher elevations.  I was amazed when I came into a small town up in the mountains and found some snow still on the sides of the road.  I usually keep my camera accessable so I can snap some pictures w/o having to get off the bike.  Well...  As I was riding, I grabbed the camera and was getting ready to take a picture when suddenly, a dick in a truck pulled out in front of me.  Damn!  All I can say is I didn't hit the DICK! and there is minimal damage to the bike, mostly cosmetic and easily repairable.  The combination of the freakin' snow and this dick in the truck and I couldn't hold the bike any longer.  Luckily, I was only doing like 30mph.
I will be assessing the bike in the next couple of days to see what needs to be fixed.  As of now, it is still ridable.  I did however break the digital camera, it went bouncing across the road.  When I got home I put new batteries in it and taped it all back together.  Surprisingly, my last picture was of that damn dick as his truck was driving way.  I posted the picture to my Blog http://motorplow.blogspot.com/2005/04/enough-said.html - If you see this Prick, let me know!

Pissed,
Chris F.

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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 05:10:33 AM »
BRAVO!!
(anyone else notice recently the rapid moral decline of this board?  i think it's spring fever!, lol)
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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 07:46:24 AM »
It looks to me like you got a good chance of reading his license plate. Is there anything you can do in your state to report him? After all, a prick driving around with a dick should be easy enough to spot.
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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 08:02:54 AM »
Here, for Lucky, and all the others needing a moral boost, my "Love of Vision" song (composed as I type)

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Oh, yeah, baby, oooooh...

My Vision, my babe, my love
Under me, you vibrate, you growl,
Of you I can't get enough of,
Every day, you're saving my soul

Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...

If only I had a bigger engine
I could go fast as lightnin'
But then it'd be a sin
And I'd get a ticket from speedin'

Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...

On some bikes chrome parts abound
On such a bike chicks would jump in front of me
But then I would need to swerve around
Smashed up against a cliff like Superfly I would be

Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...
Oh, yeah, baby, ooooooh...
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Cheers folks, and I indeed need to chill too. Two new tires this weekend will help...

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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2005, 08:18:00 AM »
That is funny..... ;D
A bad marrage is like dirty carbs... It just makes everything else suck.

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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2005, 08:20:36 AM »
Thanks Super. And for your guest appearance in the song, you can get 20% of the royalties...  ;D

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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2005, 09:44:33 AM »
Great, It will go to medical bills!!!
A bad marrage is like dirty carbs... It just makes everything else suck.

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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2005, 11:54:42 AM »
Is that a crocus? maybe not

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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2005, 12:24:27 PM »
Looks like some people need an early spring, maybe melt the evidence!
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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2005, 07:12:55 PM »
Its best to remember , Chris. its better to be pissed off than pissed on ! especially  by one that size !
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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2005, 02:48:06 AM »
uh huh,, thash riiiight ossifer,, i saw it ,, right in the middle of town,,,,,,,,   a great big erection ,riding in a truck,,, 'scuse me? Oh, no ossifer, i have not dropped a drink all night,but you can take me drunk,i think i may be a little home about now!
     Motorplow, I thank you for the sweet pic, ( i also congratulate you on topping Lucky's harley bit last year)

   glad that thing wasn't on the back of a cadillac,,,,, i could identify the driver if it was!!!!lol
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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2005, 04:37:48 AM »
Hmmm, topped me? ya think so?  ;)
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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2005, 03:01:02 PM »
I think so Lucky, much funnier to begin with.
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Re: Not Child or Work Friendly
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2005, 04:12:24 PM »
Funnier maybe, but definately not a better trick.  The "ART" incedent was close, but luckys was logical, thought out, and very believable.
Hey honey, uh, I got another vision... HONEY??? Oh yea, thats right she moved out...

 

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