Laugh...its good for you....kid friendly !!!

Started by Tiger, May 21, 2006, 08:01:02 AM

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Tiger

 ;D Laugh...its good for you...... ;D

>A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
>particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
>spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules,  it
>was difficult to coordinate  their travel schedules, so the husband left
>Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the
>following day.
>
>The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his  room, so
>he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he  accidentally left out

>one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the
>email.
>
>Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow  had just returned home from her
>husband's funeral. He was a minister  who was called home to glory
>following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages
>from relatives and  friends. After reading the first message, she screamed
and
>fainted.
>
>The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
>saw the computer screen which read:
>
>
>     To: My Loving Wife
>     Subject: I've Arrived
>     Date: October 16, 2004
>I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers  here now and
>you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
>have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
>arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
>Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
>
>Love,
>Your Hubby
>
>P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here....LOL..... ;D  ;D  :D  :D  :D 
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

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