Smile......Brit's

[Tiger]

 :) Proud to be British
> Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
> Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
> Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch
> American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all?
> Suspicion of anything foreign.
>
> Oh and......
>
> - Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> ambulance.
>
> - Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way

> to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions - while healthy
> people can buy cigarettes at the front.
>
> - Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries

> and a DIET coke.
> -Only in Britain...   do banks leave both doors open and chain
> the pens to the counters.
>
> -Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
> drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
>
> -Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen call and
> then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
> want to talk to in the first place.
>
> -Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
> skating rink.
>
> NOT TO MENTION...
> 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on   their
> tongue.
> 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
> shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
> of screwdrivers. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that

> Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4
> broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people
> since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the
> soles of their feet.
> 18 Brits had serious burns   in 2000 trying on a new jumper with
> a lit cigarette in their mouth.
> A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
> opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last
> year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars. and
> finally.........
>
> In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
> toilet...... :o  ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D  ;)  8)

[Blurred Vision]

That doesn't make me feel so great about aspiring to own a british bike ::)