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Wed Joke for the day - Somewhat adultish
« on: August 09, 2006, 08:43:30 PM »
One of the docs emailed this to me today.  I really needed a good laugh after my crappy day in the hospital.

David



This is awful....

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 50th birthday. She spends

$15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she
stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the
clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply.

"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
the very same question.

The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
on
her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints
and
asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next
to
her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was."

"What is it?" she asks.

He replies, "It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put
my
hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old
you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
best
of her

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
very
slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently
pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them
against
each other..

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay, that's enough
already. How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
says,
"Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you
tell?"

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's



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Re: Wed Joke for the day - Somewhat adultish
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2006, 11:28:52 PM »
he he, I'm going to try that  ::)
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Re: Wed Joke for the day - Somewhat adultish
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2006, 04:18:00 PM »
Hey Night Vision, I am going to try that too! LOL!  ;)
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