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Baby's First Doctor Visit.....

Started by Tiger, September 08, 2006, 07:03:56 PM

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Tiger

;D ;D ;D.....Baby's First Doctor Visit



A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining  room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived and examined the baby,  checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was  breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she  replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist,"  the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched  her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional  and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

"No wonder this baby is underweight.You  don't have any milk."


"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad  I came." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

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Mutt

Good short one. It ranks right up there with the old man on the park bench and the 50 year old woman.

Mutt
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