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Started by Tiger, September 10, 2006, 11:00:36 AM

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Tiger

 ;D ;D ;D ;D.....Groan joke ::)

This is soooooooooo bad...

Girl on the beach.... ;D
 
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One
summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.

She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried,
except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the
beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would
wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a
quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, 
but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed
that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and o ther electronic devices?"
He hadn't, and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our
big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
 
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping
up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to  her husband
and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

"Well, What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."

Batteries?" cried the wife.

"Yes," he replied.

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You're gonna hate me for this.

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"She sells C cells by the sea shore"...... ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D ;)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

VinceDee

eww, sad, so sad.....
















;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Mutt

Man that was painful!  :'(

Mutt
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dj

C'mon Tiger, you are slipping up on your duties of being the joke teller of the forum.

It used to be that we would get a joke from you about every other day.  There has been a serious drought of jokes on the forum lately and this one is just sad!  :P Just teasing you Tiger.  ;)
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Tiger

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

dj

Now that you have been counsled on your slip up we are all anxiously awaiting you resuming your normal role of Court Jester for the ROV kingdom.  ;D ::) ;D :P ;)
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