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Which One Is Married?

Started by Tiger, September 15, 2006, 10:14:56 PM

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Tiger

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.....Which One Is Married? 

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None." replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you miss. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
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"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger........But I like the way you are thinking." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D ;)  
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