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Started by Night Vision, September 19, 2006, 07:54:32 AM

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September 19, 2006, 07:54:32 AM


TEACHER ARRESTED AT AIRPORT

NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.  He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said.  "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.  They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.  As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
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VinceDee

#1
September 19, 2006, 03:41:44 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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#2
September 19, 2006, 06:02:51 PM
 ;D SUPERB....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D ;)...... 8)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

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YellowJacket!

#3
September 19, 2006, 06:34:49 PM
Boy oh boy.  The other jokes are going to have a difficult time "measuring up" to that one.  ;D

David


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louthepou

#4
September 19, 2006, 07:45:35 PM
I hope they will get down to the very square root of that problem.

???

Lou
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Mutt

#5
September 19, 2006, 11:57:11 PM
I under calculated your witt Tiger. That was actually polynomial I mean phenomenal.

Mutt  :-\
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#6
September 20, 2006, 01:30:23 PM
"Where Does It End"

Well, according to my calculations the answer is Infinity   ;)

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)

Tiger

#7
September 20, 2006, 08:32:33 PM
Quote from: Mutt on September 19, 2006, 11:57:11 PM
I under calculated your witt Tiger. That was actually polynomial I mean phenomenal.

Mutt  :-\

.............. ???  ???  ???
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Brian Moffet

#8
September 20, 2006, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: DaveTN on September 20, 2006, 01:30:23 PM
Well, according to my calculations the answer is Infinity   ;)

Actually, the asymptotic limit is 2.

Brian (oh, wrong axis?)  B.A. Mathematics, U.C. Santa Cruz, 1985.

Mutt

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September 20, 2006, 10:55:02 PM Last Edit: September 20, 2006, 10:57:35 PM by Mutt
Quote from: Tiger on September 20, 2006, 08:32:33 PM
Quote from: Mutt on September 19, 2006, 11:57:11 PM
I under calculated your witt Tiger. That was actually polynomial I mean phenomenal.

Mutt  :-\

.............. ???  ???  ???
Sorry, hangover was affecting me!

It's a groaner ok..... :P

Mutt
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- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I invented the internet." -Al Gore, Vice President

MotorPlow

#10
September 22, 2006, 07:41:56 PM
Once again, the answer to the universe is 42.

h2olawyer

#11
September 22, 2006, 08:59:09 PM
Quote from: MotorPlow on September 22, 2006, 07:41:56 PM
Once again, the answer to the universe is 42.

That's infinitely improbable!

H2O
If you have an accident on a motorcycle, it's always your fault. Tough call, but it has to be that way. You're in the right, and dead -on a bike. The principle is not to have any accident. If you're involved in an an accident, it's because you did not anticipate. Then, by default, you failed.

crackerkorean

#12
September 28, 2006, 01:21:59 PM
Quote from: Mutt on September 20, 2006, 10:55:02 PM
Quote from: Tiger on September 20, 2006, 08:32:33 PM
Quote from: Mutt on September 19, 2006, 11:57:11 PM
I under calculated your witt Tiger. That was actually polynomial I mean phenomenal.

Mutt  :-\

.............. ???  ???  ???
Sorry, hangover was affecting me!

It's a groaner ok..... :P

Mutt

You know mutt you should never drink and derive!! ;D ;D

Mutt

#13
September 28, 2006, 02:32:53 PM
Quote from: crackerkorean on September 28, 2006, 01:21:59 PM
Quote from: Mutt on September 20, 2006, 10:55:02 PM
Quote from: Tiger on September 20, 2006, 08:32:33 PM
Quote from: Mutt on September 19, 2006, 11:57:11 PM
I under calculated your witt Tiger. That was actually polynomial I mean phenomenal.

Mutt  :-\

.............. ???  ???  ???
Sorry, hangover was affecting me!

It's a groaner ok..... :P

Mutt

You know mutt you should never drink and derive!! ;D ;D

Your right although I really don't think that's a FACTOR!

Haaaaa! I guess it will never end!

Mutt  :) Stone Cold Sober baby!
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I invented the internet." -Al Gore, Vice President

YellowJacket!

#14
September 28, 2006, 09:56:10 PM
seems like we have come full circle

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)
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