Dear Abby...

[glennw]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice

on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating

on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the

caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot

recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just

some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but

she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a

car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and

walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at

all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was.

This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched

the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming

that I should never touch her personal property, then accused

me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think

deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night

she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I

decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to

the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view

of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at

that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a

small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between

the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you

think I should take it back to the dealer?

[Tiger]

...... :o.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D ;)

[ps2/bikevision]

now thats funny i dont care who you are. ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D

[hfarley]

LOL!!! That is a great joke!

[dj]

Poor guy, he thinks his wife is cheating on him and then his bike starts being rebelous as well.  Now that is a bad time in that guys life!  ::) ;D

[Mutt]

LOL

I'll bet Abby wrote him back...

Dear Crucial Decision, I would advise you to sell your Harley, and buy a Yamaha.....

Mutt