Saturday smiiiiile.....

Started by Tiger, September 23, 2006, 09:30:28 AM

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Tiger

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Enjoy.....

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya
doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh

no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the first nine, honey".

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi, Davey. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four-

letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

dj

 ;D

Thats the Tiger that we all know and love.  Great joke.
2008 Honda Rebel (Black)

haunter

82 with fairing, rejetted, 83 turbo seca fork and brakes coming whenver I acquire the rest of the parts, and she stops breaking long enough to be in the garage for an upgrade instead of a repair.

YellowJacket!

Whew, for a minute there I thought you were talking about me!  Ahem, how did you find that out?  Um, nevermind.  ;D

David


Living the dream - I am now a Physician Assistant!!   :-)

Tiger

Quote from: DaveTN on September 25, 2006, 12:49:28 PM
Whew, for a minute there I thought you were talking about me!  Ahem, how did you find that out?  Um, nevermind.  ;D

David

I have to admit that I was tempted to add TN after Dave....... ;)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!