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Princess Diana and Pamela Anderson....

Started by Tiger, September 30, 2006, 10:30:22 AM

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Tiger

September 30, 2006, 10:30:22 AM
 ;D Princess Diana and Pamela Anderson

Princess Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in..... :o

St. Peter asks Pamela "is there some particular reason why she should go to heaven"
Pamela takes off her top to reveal her ample breast's and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see these every day for eternity."

St. Peter asks Princess Dianna "is there some particular reason why she should go to heaven".
Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day."

Pamela is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!"
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......."Sorry, Pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D ;)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

Lucky

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September 30, 2006, 05:52:01 PM
This forum is quickly degenerating (thank you??,lol)
1982/3 XZ550 Touring Vison, Gold on Black

Night Vision

#2
October 01, 2006, 05:51:58 PM
Quote from: Lucky on September 30, 2006, 05:52:01 PM
This forum is quickly degenerating (thank you??,lol)

nah.... his jokes are actually getting better ;D ;D ;D
if it ain't worth doing it the hard way....
it ain't worth doing it at all - Man Law
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if it ain't broke..... take it apart and find out why


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haunter

#3
October 02, 2006, 09:57:31 AM
ouch
82 with fairing, rejetted, 83 turbo seca fork and brakes coming whenver I acquire the rest of the parts, and she stops breaking long enough to be in the garage for an upgrade instead of a repair.

kiawrench

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October 02, 2006, 12:30:15 PM Last Edit: October 02, 2006, 12:33:12 PM by kiawrench
 :o

may as well let her in,, Diana  was lied to from the start-- everyone knows a ruler is supposed to be 12 inches . lol






no disrespect intended here,, just a joke.....

keep your bike running,your beer cold ,and your passport handy.all are like money in the bank .

VinceDee

#5
October 02, 2006, 01:01:38 PM
oh my, I think I feel myself getting....dumber!  ;D ;D ;D
Always ride as if all the car drivers are trying to kill you and make it look like an accident, because some of them are.

Brian Moffet

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October 02, 2006, 01:55:58 PM
Quote from: kiawrench on October 02, 2006, 12:30:15 PM
12 inches .

Is that male 12 inches or female 12 inches?

Brian

kiawrench

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October 04, 2006, 07:10:20 AM
am so confused now,, this joke is going to pop into my head every time i play poker,,, there goes my ability to keep the "poker face" i have worked so hard to get right.
keep your bike running,your beer cold ,and your passport handy.all are like money in the bank .
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