Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class.....

[Tiger]

 ;D Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that
an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no
other animal in the world does this.

Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.

"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.

"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah.

The neighbours' Pit Bull came around the corner, and my cat
went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could
say "F**K OFF!", the dog ate him!"  :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D.... 8)

[YellowJacket!]

OK, Tiger John... I have noticed lateley that most of your jokes are about "little johnny".  Is this Tiger Junior or are these real life childhood experiences of yours?  ;)   ;D

David

Ps.  thathathat wawawas a fffunny one.

[Tiger]

 ;D DaveTN....A gentleman should never kiss and tell..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D.. ;)

[kiawrench]

Tiger,,

     I thought the whole "never kiss and tell " thing was strictly relative to what was being kissed --
kiss a trophy bass,or trout,, and it is understood first that you are going to tell everyone.

    kiss a bag lady in need of a bath and some detox--- never ever mention it( esp if it was fun!?!)

  Everything else is at discretion of story teller and quantity of properly aged scotch.