Vision vs. ferrari

[Dempsey]

     > A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
     > Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
costs
     > him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
     > An old man on a 1982 Yamaha Vision, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
     > him.
     > The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of
     > car ya got there, sonny?"
     > The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
     > "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
     > "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
     > proudly.
     > The Vision driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
     > "No problem," replies the doctor.
     > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
     > sitting back on his Vision, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
car,
     > all right... but I'll stick with my Vision!"
     > Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
man
     > just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
     > speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear
view
     > mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it
     > could be and suddenly... WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
     > Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be
going
     > faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the
     > accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of
him,
     > he sees that it's the old man on the Vision! Amazed that the Vision
could
     > pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Vision at 275
mph.
     > WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
     > He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
old
     > man gaining on him AGAIN!
     > Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes
     > the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees
     > the Vision bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and
     > there's nothing he can do!
     > Suddenly, the Vision plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
the
     > rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man
is
     > still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh
     > My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
     > The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your ... side view
     > mirror."

[Night Vision]

nice... (except you missed a moped)   :P

[Dempsey]

You know, I read that damn thing 3 times... for that reason.  ::).  BUSTED

[kiawrench]

is ok, demps,,,, still sort of funny

[Dempsey]

I thought it was Kia. Just a slightly modified, as if you didn’t know :), email i got. I Thought the Vision would sub nicely in this scenario.  ;D

[Rolle]

Hi!

He might need this car to outrun a Vision-82

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3573124479659719523&q=daytona+onboard&hl=en

Roland.  ;D