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Started by ps2/bikevision, October 26, 2006, 03:42:16 PM

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GIT- R- DUN~

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil

Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!



Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,

But he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."



The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on

Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.



Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but

Find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.



Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil!

This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"



"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"



(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

Mutt

We must be on the same spam tree or something.

Mutt  :)
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ps2/bikevision

no mutt i probally sent it to you.

Mutt

Quote from: ps2 on October 26, 2006, 06:52:36 PM
no mutt i probally sent it to you.

No it came from some guy I bought a front tire from, a James White. He's a RD350 fanatic.
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I invented the internet." -Al Gore, Vice President

ps2/bikevision

not that it matters but i am james white. no i didnt buy a tire off you :D. maybe its the old timers acting up ;D my email is bikevision2003. id bet it came form me ive been gatting some good emails lately