Telemarketing Nightmare

[Robin Hood]

Don't know if any of you guys have seen this but it made me laugh.  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFCeIdcbiw

[Brian_Matthewson]

Hilarious!! I'd love to be able to pull that off!

[Tiger]

 8) SUPERB, love stuff like that...and I'm in sales... :o hehehehehehe.
A buddy who I used to work with,a few year's ago, used to pretend he was constipated and was sitting on the crapper... ;D ;D ;D He would squeal and scream as if in agony while talking to the telesales person, when they said they would call back Rick used to say "no, no, this shouldn't take to long as I've been here for an hour, just keep talking to me...your voice makes me wanna crap".......The telemarketer usually goes byby at this point!!!   :o...;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D

                    ;D.......TIGER....... ;D

[YellowJacket!]

I pulled a really good one a few years ago just after we signed up on the do not call list.

The phone rang at about 8:50pm and when I answered there was the delay that is usually associated with computer generated telemarketing calls.  So I decided to have some fun.

In my best childs voice I said "Hello"
Telemarketer: Good evening, can I speak with Mr. or Mrs. @@@@@@
Me: My mommy is home, let me get her.
Telemarketer: Ok, that'll be fine, thank you.
Me: MOMMY! MOMMY! MOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY! You have a phone call!
Me: NO MOMMY IM SOOOORRRY. IM SORRRY MOMMY! NO!NO! No mommy dont hit me again! I Promise I won't do it again when your doing THAT!
Background: CRACK! CRACK! (Me clapping my hands loudly and screaming in pain)
Me: (Crying) I'mmmm sorry sir......my mommy can't come to the phone.  She's busy and very angry.
Telemarketer: Son, are you ok?  Did she hit you?
Me: Not bad......this time.  I have to go to my closet now.  I'm in trouble again.  It's ok though.  Its dark in there and I have my immaginary friends to keep me company.
Teleemarketer: ummmmm, ummmmm (very shaken)
Me: I have to go now, my mommy's coming downstairs (click)

Of course my wife comes running down and asks what the heck I just did and said they probably called the police or something.  It was fun though.   :D ;D :o

David

[kiawrench]

i liked that,, even if i am sick

[hfarley]

I usually tell them to hold on while I ask my parole officer if it is ok that I talk to them.
-Heather

[fiddlesticks]

Another good one is to ask them to hold, put the phone down and just walk away to continue what you were doing before the phone rang.
DaveTN that was pure genious. I soooooooo have to remember to try that. hehehe.