How do you like your brake fluid?

[67GTO]

A mechanic accidentally swallowed some brake fluid and really liked the taste.  Before he knew it, he'd polished off a whole bottle of the stuff. 
His buddy George caught him sneaking a swig the next day.
"That stuff is dangerous," George said.  "You gotta give it up."
"Don't worry," the mechanic said.  "I can stop any time I want." ;D

[Tiger]

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A penguin is vacationing in America. While driving through Arizona, he notices that the oil pressure light is on, so he gets out to look and sees oil oozing out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.

Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers and gets ice cream all over his face. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the mechanic shop and asks if they have determined the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no..." the penguin replies, "it’s just ice cream."  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D