Political correctness...hehehehe

[Tiger]

 :) Political correctness...Two word's that offend me...and here are a few more that may offend some-one else.......NO OFFENCE MENT!!!

SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYBODY... :o

1. What's the Cuban national anthem? ................."Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? .................A different bar.

3. The Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? ....They named him "Sum Ting Wong."

4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? .................A speech impediment.

5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? ............They're hiring.

6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? .................Because they're not going to work in the future either.

7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm? ........... A pimp.

8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? .................Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

>9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
.......A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage.....along with a recipe!!!

10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? ........Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

11. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? .......A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." .......A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan..................Today they call it the PGA TOUR.

13 Why is there no Disneyland in China? .......No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.... ;D

Please don't tell me your offended...It was purely a wee bit of non-political incorrecness...SMILE, 'cause life can be a real bitch.....sometime's... ;D ;D ;D :D :D... ;)

                            8).......TIGER....... 8)

[h2olawyer]

Funny stuff!   ;D

H₂O

[Brian Moffet]

Hey, I resemble some of that...

one more:

Why does a Scottsman like a velcro wallet?   Because it screams when you open it.

[Night Vision]

:) Political correctness...Two word's that offend me...

I'll drink to that  ;D

I could've sworn that Freedom of Speech is enshrined in the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

[supervision]

  If something is Political, it never will be correct.

[X-Vision]

   Now that was funny!! Was anybody offended? Aawwwww, too bad!!! You go Supervision!

[kiawrench]

yup,, that's a nice bunch of laffs!!   one liners are nice to see one here, easy to remember, and just drop into casual conversation,,,,,
      note to self: be sure to explain number 8 when used around arkansas locals ..........

[Tiger]

  If something is Political, it never will be correct.

;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D Damn straight... ;D ;D ;D :D :D.... ;)