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Brian_Matthewson

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Signs of 2007
« on: January 08, 2007, 09:39:04 AM »
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:   "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :  "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At a Proctologist's door:  "To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :  "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:   "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:   "Let us remove your shorts."
On a Maternity Room door:   "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office   "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:   "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:   "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:  "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:   "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:   "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
                                     However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:   "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:   "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station,   "Thank heaven for little grills."
At a Chicago Radiator Shop:  "Best place in town to take a leak"
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Re: Signs of 2007
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 08:16:24 PM »
We have a Crane company here in TN.  Purdy Erection - We get it up for you.

David


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Re: Signs of 2007
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 09:03:55 PM »

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :  "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"


On an "Ace Septic Service" Truck in New York :  "A Flush Beats a Full House"
if it ain't worth doing it the hard way....
it ain't worth doing it at all - Man Law
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Re: Signs of 2007
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 09:39:39 PM »
At a Restaurant/Gas Station:" Eat Here, Get Gas"
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banished like a Vision of the night."
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Re: Signs of 2007
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 10:50:51 PM »
Above a urinal -

nice bar:   "We aim to please.  You aim too, please."

dive:   "Please don't eat the big, white mint."

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Re: Signs of 2007
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2007, 01:34:58 AM »
I like Sticky Finger's BBQ, "Come Lick Our Bones". How about it davetn....had any lately?  :)

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Re: Signs of 2007
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2007, 08:12:20 AM »
 :D Many year's ago, in Birmingham, England, I saw this sign on the side of a plumber's van...driven by a guy with a turban....

......."You have tried the cowboy's...now try the Indian's"....... ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
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Re: Signs of 2007
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2007, 09:20:17 AM »
I like Sticky Finger's BBQ, "Come Lick Our Bones". How about it davetn....had any lately?  :)

Mutt  :)

Heh heh...  Vicki got me a bottle of Sticky Fingers sauce for Christmas. ;D
I sure wish there was one local. Of course a nice Charleston getaway is always a better way to eat at Sticky Fingers.
We just had a local Silver Spoon Cafe close here.  It was ina former  Ruby Tuesday building on the corner of a major intersection.  I emailed Sticky Fingers corporate office to tell them they needed to open one up here. ;D

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