For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

[Tiger]

 ;D Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously
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>Have a great day!

>1. Save the whales.......Collect the whole set.
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>2. A day without sunshine is like......Night.
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>3. On the other hand.......you have different fingers.
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>4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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>5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name...(sorry h2o!!!)
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>6. Remember, half the people you know.......are below average.
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>7. He who laughs last.......thinks slowest.
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>8. Depression is merely anger.......without enthusiasm.
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>9. The early bird may get the worm.......but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
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>10. Support bacteria.......They're the only culture some people have.
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>11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of.......a bad memory.
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>12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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>13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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>14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?.......OK, now raise my hand.
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>15. So what's the speed of dark???
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>16. When everything is coming your way.......you're in the wrong lane.
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>17. Hard work pays off in the future.......Laziness pays off now.
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>18. Every one has a photographic memory.......Some just don't have film.
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>19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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>20 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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>21. What happens if you get scared half to death.......twice?
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>22. I couldn't repair your brakes.......so I made your horn louder.
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>23. Why do psychics.......have to ask you for your name?
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>24. Inside every older person is a younger person.......wondering what just happened.
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>25. Just remember, if the world didn't suck.......we would all fall off!!!
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>26. Light travels faster than sound,that's why some people appear bright.....until you hear them speak.
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>27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . It's more like a jar of jalapenos...What you do today.......might burn your butt tomorrow....... :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.......HAVE A GREAT DAY.......RELAX!!!.......CHILL OUT.......SMILE....... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[h2olawyer]

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name...(sorry h2o!!!)

No apologies necessary - I'm in the remaining 1%!   ;D

Here's an addition:

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

H₂O

[Night Vision]

As income tax time approaches.....

did ya ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together they spell................................
"THEIRS"?  >:(

or... how about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards:

"NAIVE "!   :D :D