Signs of 2007

[Brian_Matthewson]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:   "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :  "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At a Proctologist's door:  "To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :  "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:   "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:   "Let us remove your shorts."
On a Maternity Room door:   "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office   "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:   "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:   "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:  "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:   "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:   "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
                                     However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:   "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:   "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station,   "Thank heaven for little grills."
At a Chicago Radiator Shop:  "Best place in town to take a leak"

[YellowJacket!]

We have a Crane company here in TN.  Purdy Erection - We get it up for you.

David

[Night Vision]

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :  "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On an "Ace Septic Service" Truck in New York :  "A Flush Beats a Full House"

[67GTO]

At a Restaurant/Gas Station:" Eat Here, Get Gas"

[h2olawyer]

Above a urinal -

nice bar:   "We aim to please.  You aim too, please."

dive:   "Please don't eat the big, white mint."

H₂O

[Mutt]

I like Sticky Finger's BBQ, "Come Lick Our Bones". How about it davetn....had any lately?  :)

Mutt  :)

[Tiger]

 :D Many year's ago, in Birmingham, England, I saw this sign on the side of a plumber's van...driven by a guy with a turban....

......."You have tried the cowboy's...now try the Indian's"....... ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

[YellowJacket!]

I like Sticky Finger's BBQ, "Come Lick Our Bones". How about it davetn....had any lately?  :)

Mutt  :)

Heh heh...  Vicki got me a bottle of Sticky Fingers sauce for Christmas. ;D
I sure wish there was one local. Of course a nice Charleston getaway is always a better way to eat at Sticky Fingers.
We just had a local Silver Spoon Cafe close here.  It was ina former  Ruby Tuesday building on the corner of a major intersection.  I emailed Sticky Fingers corporate office to tell them they needed to open one up here. ;D

David