Moose turd pie!

[Walt_M.]

Ok, many of you have probably heard this and it was rather long so I'll cut it down. Several years ago a guy got a job with the railroad doing track maintenance. This involved long stays on the road with a work crew. They had some unusual rules concerning who did what chores with the housekeeping. The most interesting was whoever complained got the job. So, of course the first thing the guy did was complain about the food so they made him the cook! He really hated being the cook so he came up with a plan. They were working in the far north and there was quite a bit of wildlife around. He went out one day and found a large moose turd. He picked it up and took it back to camp, made a pie crust and baked it into a pie. Later that day, the first man back to camp asked him what he had to eat. He gave him the pie. The fellow took a bite and yelled, 'that's moose turd pie! It's good though.'