The Purina Diet

[Tiger]

 :D  Subject:   The Purina Diet
> >
> > I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for
> > my dog, Schatzi, and was in line to check out.
> >
> > The woman behind me asked if I had a dog......Duh!!
> >
> > I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her
> > NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I
> > probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
> > hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50lbs.
> > before I'd awakened in the intensive care unit with
> > tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in
> > both arms.
> >
> > Her eyes bugged out of her head.
> >
> > I went on with the bogus diet story and she was
> > totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy,
> > inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to
> > load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and
> > simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
> > The package said the food is nutritionally complete
> > so I was going to try it again.
> >
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> > the line was now enthralled with my story,
> > particularly the tall guy behind her.
> >
> > Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food
> > had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the
> > hospital.
> >
> > I said no.... I'd been sitting in the middle of the
> > road licking my ass when a car hit me.
> >
> > I thought the tall guy was going to need to be
> > carried out the door ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[kiawrench]

now, dat's funny!     



   

[Night Vision]

you had me going at first, then I remembered...........

you have

two dogs!!!

:D

[YellowJacket!]

;D  ;D  ;D

David