The sexual urge of men and women (clean)

[Brian_Matthewson]

Not a personal experience, but still kinda funny!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually  says,'I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads
to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just
love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each
outfit.' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I
don't feel like it.' Her face just  went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled,'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.  You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I added,'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....

[Tiger]

 ;D ;D :D :D :D... 8)

[Walt_M.]

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...said Curley

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