Two laugh's....

Started by Tiger, April 14, 2007, 11:39:01 PM

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Tiger

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the second Mom.
"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom.
"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy".

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers.......

"Come on, Dick, we're leaving." ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

 
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants  to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies.......It's Keith, the midget."  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D....... ;)

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming HOOOOYA lets go again baby !!!!!!

'82 Vision, Pearl Orange finish, lots of up-grades!!!

ps2/bikevision


kiawrench

hey, i know keith,

lol,
just did beat him in a touch the high point on a wall contest ,,,, lmao


good ones, both get a star!
keep your bike running,your beer cold ,and your passport handy.all are like money in the bank .

inanecathode

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haunter

82 with fairing, rejetted, 83 turbo seca fork and brakes coming whenver I acquire the rest of the parts, and she stops breaking long enough to be in the garage for an upgrade instead of a repair.