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The good deed...

Started by Tiger, April 24, 2007, 08:18:59 PM

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Tiger

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A young man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter asked. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of 20 bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I then kicked his bike over...and I yelled, "Now, back off!!! Or I'll kick the life out of ALL of you! "

St.Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" he asked...

The young man replied.......
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