Two Trees

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
 
The birch says he cannot tell.
 
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
 
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you t ell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
 
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.  He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
 

Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!!