Subject: Asses

[Tiger]

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Subject: Asses

 
 


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_Zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$$$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_???_) Dumb Ass

;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D... ;)... 8)

[YellowJacket!]

           (_*_)
              !
             **

Don't ask

[kiawrench]

lol-- dave-- that one seems to be ass in trouble (or ass in jail )

[dj]

           (_*_)
              !
             **

Don't ask

Don't tell Dave, we didn't want to know about your weekend activities!!!!!!!!!

;D ;D ;D

[Tiger]

           (_*_)
              !
             **

Don't ask

:-[ Did Davey boy have an...ENEMA...by chance ??? :o ;D :D :D :D :D :D... :-[ prior to a proctostamy/colonoscapy/butt scope... :o

...Do I win... ;)

                     8).......TIGER....... 8)

[h2olawyer]

           (_*_)
              !
             **

Don't ask

Rock Hudson?

H₂O

[Lucky]

Dave, i'm going to go stand over there...WAY over there!...

[YellowJacket!]

H2O's on the right track.

Don't worry Lucky, you're safe around me.  well, at least your (_!_) is.

David

[Night Vision]

what happens in Tennessee, better stay in Tennessee  :o

[Lucky]

ok, that's just wrong....

[YellowJacket!]

man, y'all think really dirty things.
It means hemmorhoids....a bad case of them.  :o  :o

;D

David

[dj]

(_$_)  broke ass (in the red)

(_X_)  sore ass (hemmorhoids)

(_X_)  dirty ass

() no ass

(_____X_____) way to much ass

[Lucky]

...Whew!...

[dj]

man, y'all think really dirty things.
It means hemmorhoids....a bad case of them.  :o  :o

;D

David

I think everyone will let you ride in the front from now on, just to be safe.  We don't want to worry about someone, although I wont say any names, staring at our butts on group rides.

;D

[YellowJacket!]

Last year Lucky and I went on a long and somewhat random ride.  We went a little further than we intended to and while neither of us will admit it, I tink we got a little lost.  Anyway, it was before Lucky had tuned my carbs so while he had aboutr a 1/4 tank left, I was running on fumes.  We were out in teh sticks and came across a gas station and of course, it had just closed.  As it turned out, there was still someone there and she was nice enough to turn the pumps back on for us.  Whew.
I told Lucky I was glad we were able to get the gas because It had been a while since I had ever ridden 2 up and I wasn't thrilled about holding on to him.  He laughed and told me that he would have left me there while he went for gas.  ;D  :o  Sheeeesssshh.  ;D

David

[dj]

Don't blame him for that.  I'd do the same thing, I don't want any guy riding two up with me. ;D

[YellowJacket!]

(_!      Half Assed  ;D


David

[kiawrench]

()    = no ass at all




definatey does not apply to sarah silverman (see maximonline.com ) unless you read hardcopy MAXIM   - too good to ever be bad, imho

[YellowJacket!]

** 00  :  % oo  OO  @@  8

heh heh heh yougottalottaballs
the things you can do with keyboard symbols....especially after you are brain fried after studying for a big exam.

;D

David

[dj]

     \\  //
     (- -)
      (+)    (Horse head or donkey head)

;D  Let's see what every one else can "draw" with the keyboard.