It does not pay to drink !!!!!

[Tiger]

 :D  It does not pay to drink !!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it!!
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar full of money?"

The bartender answered, "Well...you pay ten dollars, and IF you pass 3 tests, you get all the money!!!"

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up and he asks, "What are the 3 tests?

"Pay FIRST..." says the bartender..."Those are the rules."

So the man gives him $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says, "here's what you have to do."

FIRST: "You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of Pepper Tequila, the WHOLE thing, all at ONCE and you CAN'T make a face while doing it." :o

SECOND: "There's a Pit Bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to REMOVE the bad tooth with your BARE HANDS." :o :o

THIRD: "There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached an orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her." :o :o :o

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!! You'd have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of Pepper Tequila, AND then DO those OTHER THINGS!!!"

"Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is."

The man has a few drinks...then a few more. Finally he asks, "WHERRRE'S ZAAAAT TEQUIIIIIILA?????"   He grabs the gallon of Pepper Tequila with both hands and downs it with a BIG slurp.
Tears are streaming down both of his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back to where the Pit Bull is chained-up.

The people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY, WILD SCUFFLE going on outside.
They hear the Pit Bull growling & barking, then they hear the guy screaming. The Pit Bull is yelping..and then SILENCE.

Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his clothes ripped off and Large Bloody Scratches all over his body.......
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..."NOW" He says "WHERE'S THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH???" :o ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D... 8)

[ColinthePilot]

oldie but a goodie

[inanecathode]

I actually Lol'd quite loudly!